June 2012
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Coffee at 8
So I met this guy. I know, it’s kinda cliché, but listen a minute. I was on my way home from work, minding my own business, when he just bumps into me. Completely not looking where he’s going. A total jerk. He looks up, looks me in the eye and says “I, er… Sorry I’m totally somewhere else.” Yeah? No shit! I just give him a distainful glance and walk on. Then he...
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Close enough
The theatrical talented Turrage
Could kindle convenient courage
Inside ingénue
With words which would woo
Poignant performance’s passage
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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Leporidae soporification
I once saw a bunny in June
Who spent time in a drinking saloon
It would quaff down neat whiskey
Which made it quite frisky
Then it slept in till high noon
megan rosalarian gedris: Vag Talkin' →
rosalarian:
I don’t discuss political things too much anymore, but a recent event is one I can’t not talk about. You see, I live in Michigan, and I own a vagina. Many of my friends and relatives do, too. It seems like I can’t spit in this state without it hitting a vagina. Yet somehow, these common organs are…
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