March 2012
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Pillows
There once was a woman from Fullham Who had the most fabulous bossom Round firm and pert It filled our her shirt And was perfect for taking a snooze on
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Just right
There once was a man from Caerphilly Who had the most wonderful willy It was just long enough Not too wide or too rough And the pubic hair mound was quite frilly
froud:
‘if you catch a chinchilla in chile,
and cut off its beard, willy-nilly,
you can honestly say,
that you have just made,
a chilean chinchilla’s chin chilly,’
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Average day
Out riding my cycle one night I saw the most curious sight A man 50 foot tall wearing nothing at all was in the road flying a kite.
February 23rd
limericksforlear:
In my town there’s a little bistro
Where all of the food lovers go
They are served cheese and wine
And proclaim that it’s fine
But I know that it’s bought from Tesco
