There once was a woman from Fullham Who had the most fabulous bossom Round firm and pert It filled our her shirt And was perfect for taking a snooze on
There once was a man from Caerphilly Who had the most wonderful willy It was just long enough Not too wide or too rough And the pubic hair mound was quite frilly
froud: ‘if you catch a chinchilla in chile, and cut off its beard, willy-nilly, you can honestly say, that you have just made, a chilean chinchilla’s chin chilly,’
Out riding my cycle one night I saw the most curious sight A man 50 foot tall wearing nothing at all was in the road flying a kite.
limericksforlear: In my town there’s a little bistro Where all of the food lovers go They are served cheese and wine And proclaim that it’s fine But I know that it’s bought from Tesco